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Prince
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 |  Subject: stop or slow down  September 21st 2008, 3:16 am | |
| A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper .
> He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
> London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
> cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
> Glasgow cops expense!!
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> Glasgow cop says," License and registration, please."
> London Lawyer says, "What for?"
> Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
> London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
> and registration, please."
> London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete
> stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
> London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between
> slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
> give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
> ticket."
> Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
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> The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his
> baton and starts beating the heck out of the lawyer and says, "Do you
> want me to stop, or just slow down?" | |
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M7AMAD_KH
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down September 24th 2008, 11:23 pm | |
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Prince
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down September 26th 2008, 11:49 pm | |
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mahmoud mohamad
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 22nd 2008, 9:13 pm | |
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DARK ANGEL
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 22nd 2008, 9:19 pm | |
| hhhhhhhh .. wallah nice Price
keep it up
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smr
STUDENT
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 22nd 2008, 9:24 pm | |
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Wa$iM
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 23rd 2008, 2:47 am | |
| hahahaha
very nice one
see you in another life
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Prince
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sweetstar
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 23rd 2008, 3:49 pm | |
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Miss Palestine
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 23rd 2008, 6:28 pm | |
| Ha Ha! Quality!!
English AND a lawyer, not much going for him.lool!! | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 23rd 2008, 8:29 pm | |
| hhhhhhhh veerrry lolz!!!
I didn't see it this topic before Prince
Nice Story1 Prince n provide us more! |
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Prince
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anonymous#1
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 27th 2008, 3:41 pm | |
| oh i remembered that i commented on this one before dunno where that went so wanna say thnx its realy realy funny!!!  | |
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Prince
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| | Subject: Re: stop or slow down November 28th 2008, 7:52 am | |
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