mahmoud mohamad
Moderator
Number of posts : 345
Age : 36
Location : gaza strip
Specialization : accounting
The university level : 4th level
Registration date : 2007-09-20
 |  Subject: come in and smile  November 21st 2007, 2:59 pm | |
| Some... Jokes
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
smile to life, it will smiling for you
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M7AMAD_KH
Admin
Number of posts : 803
Age : 36
Location : Gaza State
Specialization : Accounting
The university level : Fourth level
Registration date : 2007-09-16
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile November 21st 2007, 8:22 pm | |
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thanks man for the interesting joks
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trouble makers group
STUDENT
Number of posts : 27
Age : 36
Location : palestine
Specialization : english commerce
The university level : fourth level
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile November 21st 2007, 8:27 pm | |
| HA HA HA HA THANKS YA MAN..... T.M.G | |
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ELHOOT
STUDENT
Number of posts : 71
Age : 36
Location : gaza
Specialization : Accounting
The university level : graduated
Registration date : 2007-09-23
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile November 21st 2007, 10:22 pm | |
| thank u abu deya2 , realy its so funny man,
give us more man . | |
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hYaZjI
NEW STUDENT
Number of posts : 8
Age : 37
Location : GaZa
Specialization : Business Administration
The university level : 3rd Level
Registration date : 2007-10-03
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile November 21st 2007, 11:32 pm | |
| nice jokes man
see you soon | |
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RAZAN
STUDENT
Number of posts : 48
Age : 35
Location : Gaza
Specialization : Accounting
The university level : Third
Registration date : 2007-11-06
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile December 9th 2007, 5:07 pm | |
| thank's for all jokes but i feel this jok like me with the cost accounting ,ifeel all lesson is easy comparative with cost
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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M7AMAD_KH
Admin
Number of posts : 803
Age : 36
Location : Gaza State
Specialization : Accounting
The university level : Fourth level
Registration date : 2007-09-16
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile December 10th 2007, 12:27 am | |
| hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,,Razan u r right | |
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sea star
STUDENT
Number of posts : 16
Age : 35
Location : gaza
Specialization : general
The university level : first
Registration date : 2008-03-29
| | Subject: Re: come in and smile March 30th 2008, 10:09 am | |
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