funniest e-mail xD very true ;)

Subject: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 8th 2009, 11:54 pm

i wanna thank all my friends and family who kept sending me those chain e-mails from 2008 till now and will keep sending them because they are so nice and here's a list of what those e-mails did to me!!

-stopped drinking cola after i knew it could clean dirty spots in bathrooms!

-stopped going to the cinema fearing that there is a needle that contains AIDS on the chair

-sent back 100s of e-mails hoping to get a free computer or a free cell phone ..etc.

-i smell like a dead dog after i knew deodorants cause cancer

-stopped parking my car in garages n had to walk long distances fearing that someone would come n spray me with an anesthetic n steal my car

-stopped answering the phone fearing that the vibes would activate cancer cells in my brain

-stopped drinking mineral water fearing to get renal failure disease

-spent all my savings to a little girl's account "Amy Bruce" n she is a sick kid have cancer almost died more than 7000 times poor thing she is still 7 years old since 1993

-and i want to announce that am ready to help any person from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his dead uncle's savings that exceeds 100,000$

-i sent 35 emails to 400 people including some words and holy pictures hoping to find luck but am still on the same disk having the same salary nothing changed

Note:
if u didn't send this eciug to 75,604 people within 10 seconds a bird would come n pee on ur head today on 6:30 PM

thnx alot

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 9th 2009, 12:05 am

hahahha..

nice topic sis

thanks alot

and that's what really happens on our society

Quote :: Note:
if u didn't send this eciug to 75,604 people within 10 seconds a bird would come n pee on ur head today on 6:30 PM

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 10th 2009, 12:53 pm

ya lolz n around the world its just all going crazy coz of the internet xD

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 10th 2009, 11:55 pm

lolzzzzz , very funny ..thnxxx

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 11th 2009, 4:39 pm

ur welcome hows life w/o college? Very Happy

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 12th 2009, 12:31 am

life soo good without worries but u'll be so busy .. am really busy coz am working so hard from 7:30 - 3:30 . and some days i return back for over time from 6:00 to 9:00 .. so this is the new life ..full of work and big experience when u work practicaly ..by practicing what we have learned in the Univ. . better that staying at home .. am so happy ..

yalla 3o2bal ma t5alse ..w terta7e ...

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 12th 2009, 4:10 pm

hhhhhhhhhhhhh
realy fantastic e-mails anonymous

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 12th 2009, 10:22 pm

oh ur welcome mahmoud

wow sounds awsome m7amad can i ask where do u work??
am training in a bank right now its so boring lolz

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 12th 2009, 11:37 pm

oh ya i've been accepted in Bank of Palestine \ public Administration .Facilities Dep. since one month .. and this first month is supposed to be as a training and today is the Final Day of this Month and am waiting to sign the Contract in few Days inshalla ..this job will be as a start for me .....but in the Same time it's a great job coz am working on projects so related to our major , so intresting but tiring .. foreign projects in English and that is the Nice part ...

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 13th 2009, 12:22 pm

oh thats nice awsome
congrats am really happy for u
am training in Cairo Amman lolz
n they dont let me do anything except for silly stuff but i learn the most related subject to what i learned is banking what i took with Mr. Hazem Al hossary
do u have lots of customers there??
am sure u do in the bank am in its really limited!!!

lolz do u wear a suit and tie i feel sorry for those guys coz its so freakin hot outside but its cool inside the bank xD

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 16th 2009, 12:27 am

about the Customers ya sure we have lot's and lotsss of them ...come and see .& ya the uniform is Basic & essential but u know there is a central AC inside the bank every thing is cold there .some times we complain about it lolzz ....in the department that am working in ..i don;t see customers coz am in the Administration dep. & that's the good part coz ppl is suck u don;t want to know the stories that i've heard recently lolzz.

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 16th 2009, 12:29 am

it';s good for u to train in the bank it will give u lot's of info ..dont hisitate to learn every thing inside the bank.. try to ask about every thing ..it will benefit u ..goood luck for u

Subject: Re: funniest e-mail xD very true ;) August 16th 2009, 7:12 pm

ya i do ask about everything i think sometimes i freak them out hehe well i just feel curious Very Happy

thnx n gdluck to u too Smile

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